I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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