Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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