Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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