That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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