Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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