we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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