11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
