Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Who died my cat blue again?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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