the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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