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My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Farmville is her only friend.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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