Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
