I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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