OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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