U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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