I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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