Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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