"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i dont even know how to be here
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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