I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.