When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We had sex on a dog bed..
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today