Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.