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• (616): View more from Michigan

  The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.

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• (631): View more from New York

  i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world

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• (516): View more from New York

  I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.

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  Where's it at?

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  In your pants.

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  Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi

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• (631): View more from New York

  She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples

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  you dont

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  i dont

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.

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