Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(817): View more from Texas

Should I hook up with a slut its your call

(713): View more from Texas

Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.

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(914): View more from New York

Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning

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(650): View more from California

i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.

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(440): View more from Ohio

any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?

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(208): View more from Idaho

His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over

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(732): View more from New Jersey

found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.

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