yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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