Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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