We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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