I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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