Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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