sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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