Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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