so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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