Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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