Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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