And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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