On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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