idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
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I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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