not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
i believe in u and ur pee
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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