Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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