No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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