I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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