Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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