my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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