the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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