You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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