i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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