I should be sponsored by Trojan
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
bring money and cleavage
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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