there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
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The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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