were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
