I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
wakey wakey hands off snakey
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize