Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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