I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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