the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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