new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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