Since when is my name a synonym for head?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i think my cat just said my name.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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