and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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