i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
