It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
