Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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where does the pee come out of this thing
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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