I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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